Either you have the feeling or you don't.

(emotional fluffer) Arianna: turning lemonade into lemons since 1991. "Life sucks and then it gets better and then it sucks again and then it just sucks." Sono molto anche se non sono abbastanza.  lil sebastians

We’re a couple now, bitches.


Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life 

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Oh, I can’t stop drinking the coffee. I stop drinking the coffee, I stop doing the standing and walking and the words-putting-into-sentence-doing.”

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Gob was uncomfortable with the question.

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No gifset can do this scene justice.

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My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

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On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

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The Vaccines,
What Did You Expect From The Vaccines?


The Vaccines | A Lack Of Understanding

I’ve got too much time on my hands
But you don’t understand
Or you won’t understand

You can trust me. Dogs are my whole life. Also work. Doing work and hanging with dogs. That’s my lifestyle.

1: Fed all of her friends almost every day for ten years without complaining.

2: Excelled in a traditionally masculine career, (yes, cookery as a profession is generally male-dominated) and in traditionally masculine hobbies (football), without compromising her femininity or sexuality.