Arianna: turning lemonade into lemons since 1991.
"Life sucks and then it gets better and then it sucks again and then it just sucks."
Sono molto anche se non sono abbastanza.
1: Fed all of her friends almost every day for ten years without complaining.
2: Excelled in a traditionally masculine career, (yes, cookery as a profession is generally male-dominated) and in traditionally masculine hobbies (football), without compromising her femininity or sexuality.